The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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