We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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