he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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