I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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