no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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