Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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