so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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