I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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