I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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