Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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