Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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