So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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