I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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