so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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