and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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