I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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