I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I bet he comes in French.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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