I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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