The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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