I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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