I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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