super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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