spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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