I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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