Hey man sorry I got all grabby
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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