i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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