sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He shit in the fireplace
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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