Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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