You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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