dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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