I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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