she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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