so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i think i just lost a toe
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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