weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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