Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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