I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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