A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.