Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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