she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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