I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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