I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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