I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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