I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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