Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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