It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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