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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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