a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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