Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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