Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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