I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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