Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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