Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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