did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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