you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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