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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now

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• (407): View more from Florida

  OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today

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• (904): View more from Florida

  would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.

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• (914): View more from New York

  My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.

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