Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony