the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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