I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.